Top 5 Reasons I don't blog:
5. I traded in my camera for a TV. true. priorities people.... have you SEEN Real Housewives of New Jersey?! From this one can conclude:
BLOGS + Pictures= worth reading ; BLOGS - pictures= boring.
4. For the last 4 years of my life, I have held jobs that require my seclusion from the outside world. things get scary.... and NO ONE wants to see me in my "I-haven't-had-social-interaction-in-15-hours" state.
3. In the last 5 weeks i have spent an absurd amount of time trying to befriend 2 cats. 1 of which is literally the spawn of Satan and i'm 99% sure she dreams of murdering my entire family. the other is probably the most patient, but un-interested animal on the face of the planet. am i the crazy cat lady?!
2. Besides reading hilarious (by hilarious i mean these people need help) craig's list and BYU-Idaho Bulletin Board postings, i spend the rest of my "relaxing time" reading people.com, usmagazine.com and sitting on the couch watching "Sweet Home Alabama" for the 12th time on TBS. Side note: why does my dad love this movie enough to re-watch it EVERY TIME it's on TV? makes me laugh.
1. I spend too much time getting mad at my friends who don't update their blogs to update mine!